Ask Ausiello: Smallville Big Scoop
Question: Thanks to you, I have become a Veronica Mars fan! I'll split the three bucks with you. Or I will settle for some Smallville scoop.— Tamye
Ausiello: Lots of good buzz surrounding January's "Hydro" episode, which is directed by Tom Welling and features, as y'all know, Tori Spelling as a water-based gossip columnist. In addition to being tons of fun, I hear the episode features a pretty major (and surprising) kiss between Clark and ****.
Question: I have to know who is pregnant on Smallville!— Kristin L. Saylor
Ausiello: I can't tell you that. But I can tell you that the character who is with child will also be with ring — an engagement ring — in the very near future.
Question: Come on, big guy, give me something on Smallville.— Jeff
Ausiello: In Episode 9, a new Phantom Zoner is going to surface and draw Clark to Seattle for a showdown. We will learn that there is a secret LuthorCorp lab where meteor-freak patients from Belle Reve are sent — instead of being released, as they think they are — for gruesome testing. And someone will escape and come looking for Lex.
To read the entire column, click HERE.
Question: All right, this Smallville mystery kiss has got me pretty curious. Let me cut to the chase, and then I'll get to your bribe. What's the last letter in her name? Please tell me! I have lots of leftover Halloween candy. The good stuff, too, none of that cheap stuff.— Grace
Ausiello: The letter you're looking for is "S."
Question: Were you trying to be funny with that asterisk quiz, or did you think we wouldn't realize that every female character under 40 has a four-letter name? I hate you! Well, not really. But I will if you don't give us a hint about which Smallville girl Clark kisses.— Alexa
Ausiello: The third letter of her name is "I."
Question: It's that loudmouth b**ch Lois, isn't it?— Ann
Ausiello: Yes! But there's a super-cool twist: She thinks she's kissing her boyfriend, Green Arrow. Clark dresses up as Green Arrow to help Oliver throw Lois off his trail, and he ends up having to save her from a group of thugs — while wearing the costume. Thinking that he is really Oliver, Lois plants one on him.
Question: I'm frakkin' diggin' the new season of Smallville. Can you give us some more spoilers?— Alex
Ausiello: How 'bout more about the big kiss? Following the super-smooch, Lois confesses to Clark (still disguised as Green Arrow) that Green Arrow can't be Oliver because the kiss was so damn steamy — better than Oliver ever was. Needless to say, Clark is mortified, turned-on and smitten.
Question: I have two queries for you. First, is there a way to get the inside track on your job, once you've left to be the new product tester for Snapple? And secondly, do you know what kind of sweeps-month fun is in store for Smallville?— Scott
Ausiello: Intern Scott? Is this you? Watch yourself, kiddo. I made you, and I will break you. Regarding your Smallville question, walk over to the file cabinet outside of Lois' office and pick up the latest issue of TV Guide. It contains exclusive prattle on the big engagement I've been hinting at for weeks.
To read the entire column, click HERE.
Ausiello: Lots of good buzz surrounding January's "Hydro" episode, which is directed by Tom Welling and features, as y'all know, Tori Spelling as a water-based gossip columnist. In addition to being tons of fun, I hear the episode features a pretty major (and surprising) kiss between Clark and ****.
Question: I have to know who is pregnant on Smallville!— Kristin L. Saylor
Ausiello: I can't tell you that. But I can tell you that the character who is with child will also be with ring — an engagement ring — in the very near future.
Question: Come on, big guy, give me something on Smallville.— Jeff
Ausiello: In Episode 9, a new Phantom Zoner is going to surface and draw Clark to Seattle for a showdown. We will learn that there is a secret LuthorCorp lab where meteor-freak patients from Belle Reve are sent — instead of being released, as they think they are — for gruesome testing. And someone will escape and come looking for Lex.
To read the entire column, click HERE.
Question: All right, this Smallville mystery kiss has got me pretty curious. Let me cut to the chase, and then I'll get to your bribe. What's the last letter in her name? Please tell me! I have lots of leftover Halloween candy. The good stuff, too, none of that cheap stuff.— Grace
Ausiello: The letter you're looking for is "S."
Question: Were you trying to be funny with that asterisk quiz, or did you think we wouldn't realize that every female character under 40 has a four-letter name? I hate you! Well, not really. But I will if you don't give us a hint about which Smallville girl Clark kisses.— Alexa
Ausiello: The third letter of her name is "I."
Question: It's that loudmouth b**ch Lois, isn't it?— Ann
Ausiello: Yes! But there's a super-cool twist: She thinks she's kissing her boyfriend, Green Arrow. Clark dresses up as Green Arrow to help Oliver throw Lois off his trail, and he ends up having to save her from a group of thugs — while wearing the costume. Thinking that he is really Oliver, Lois plants one on him.
Question: I'm frakkin' diggin' the new season of Smallville. Can you give us some more spoilers?— Alex
Ausiello: How 'bout more about the big kiss? Following the super-smooch, Lois confesses to Clark (still disguised as Green Arrow) that Green Arrow can't be Oliver because the kiss was so damn steamy — better than Oliver ever was. Needless to say, Clark is mortified, turned-on and smitten.
Question: I have two queries for you. First, is there a way to get the inside track on your job, once you've left to be the new product tester for Snapple? And secondly, do you know what kind of sweeps-month fun is in store for Smallville?— Scott
Ausiello: Intern Scott? Is this you? Watch yourself, kiddo. I made you, and I will break you. Regarding your Smallville question, walk over to the file cabinet outside of Lois' office and pick up the latest issue of TV Guide. It contains exclusive prattle on the big engagement I've been hinting at for weeks.
To read the entire column, click HERE.
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